Look, after not sleeping well for two nights in a row, very few people can pull off being Mother Theresa for their three-year-old and I am no different. I just told my daughter for the first time that...
Me: So, today's your actual birthday, so you can choose a toy or treat on the way home. GoGo: I want chicken and fries at Old McDonald's.Me: Old McDonald's?GoGo: My Little Pony at Old McDonald's!!!!Me: Your choice, kid. But $5 at Old McDonald's in no way beats $50 at ToysRUs.GoGo: I like fries, mommy.Me: Don't we all.
We are the pink monsters, mommy.
I am surprised to find myself hiding out for a spare 15 minutes in the bathroom on my iPhone so my almost-three-year-old won't steal it to play Tozzle or Robot Unicorn before I'm finished checking email/FB/Twitter/etc on an almost daily basis. I am a 33-year-old playing hide and seek.
Unless you've been living in a cave for the past few years, you have been influenced by the presence of the hit show, Mad Men, on Showtime. The show features old school ad men swigging scotch in their offices and buxom beauties from the secretary pool holding court over the more administrative tasks while looking for suitable husbands. The show is a throwback to the Rat Pack era of manly men and womanly women and the effects can be seen in fashion and beauty across the world. For women, the well-coifed, structured...